I really don’t know why
the lower class of Paris got so upset at Marie Antoinette’s remark of “Let them
eat cake”. Firstly, she never said this; it was just a vicious rumor, but come on!
Cake! Who doesn’t love cake? Cake to me is the epitome of bliss. And there’s
cake for every personality: cream-filled cake, gluten-free cake, ice cream
cake, wedding cake, plain ol’ vanilla cake. I covet every kind of cake (besides
the ones with fruit in the frosting. Really? Fruit? That’s not a dessert –
that’s healthy). I adore yellow cake with dark chocolate frosting, Dairy
Queen’s s’mores cake, but above all, above everything else, my all-time
favorite type of cake is red velvet. Most people enjoy cake, that’s true, but
my favorite cakes are my favorite because they are linked to my fondest
memories.
My dad and I don’t really get along. That is, we don’t
talk much and when we do, it is usually a big mess. My dad started his own
contracting business from absolutely nothing. After years of stress and hard
work, he has succeeded in making KaufmanLynn Construction the second biggest
construction business in South Florida. While I am very proud of how much my
dad has accomplished, I am also disappointed because when I was growing up, my
dad would take his stress home with him. He couldn’t seem to turn off “boss
mode”, so scolding and pedantic reprimands were often a theme in our house. Happy
memories of my dad are scarce but I do remember one very special time. I was 12
and it his 44th birthday. My sister, Hillary, and I baked him this
positively scrumptious yellow cake with dark chocolate frosting. It filled the
house with the sweet aroma of vanilla. We wiped the lingering batter from the
bowl and licked the gooey goodness from our fingertips. We decorated the
outside of the cake with rainbow sprinkles and green icing in poor cursive that
said “Happy Birthday!” He came downstairs and was completely surprised. We sang
him the birthday song and took huge helpings of that yellow cake with dark
chocolate frosting. He was happy that day and so were we. That cake will always
remind me of my dad.
As for the Dairy Queen s’mores cake? Well, that reminds
me of my mom. You see, Dairy Queen doesn’t make a s’mores cake (at least, not
on their own). My older brother Harris was leaving for The Citadel, a
prestigious military college in South Carolina, and my mom wanted to send him
off right. She planned to have the whole family come over for a send-off-dinner
and wanted a special cake for dessert. Brilliance struck! Dairy Queen makes the
most luscious ice cream cakes. My mom ordered a chocolate ice cream cake and
brought in her own crushed graham crackers to be mixed in with the marshmallow
filling. The staff was a little hesitant at first, but after completion, they
all agreed she was a genius. She had created the Dairy Queen s’mores cake. After
dinner had finished, out came my mom with the most glorious ice cream cake
anyone had ever seen. Just one bite and everyone immediately fell in love.
Second helpings were had by all. Now, for a special event in the Kaufman
household, it’s a tradition that a s’mores cake will be served.
Well, every special event but my birthday, that is. Every
year for my birthday, my candles are always staked on one dessert– a red velvet
cake. Besides red being my signature color and the name sounding so smooth, red
velvet is the most delectable cake to ever exist. The cake is just chocolate
with red food dye, but don’t think for one second that it isn’t positively delicious.
Who doesn’t love chocolate cake, especially when it’s perfectly moist? I have
to say, the cream cheese frosting is the best part, though. If you find a red
velvet cake recipe that calls for a regular vanilla frosting rather than a
cream cheese frosting, throw it away; it is wrong. Cream cheese frosting is the
only way to go when baking a red velvet cake. The cream cheese frosting is what
makes red velvet cake so special. I’m so excited for my birthday to come each
year so I can glob on that extra frosting to my little slice of red velvety
heaven. Red velvet cake always reminds me of October 25th, where
everyone thinks of me, sings me the birthday song, gives heartfelt gifts, and
sends good wishes. But, everything wonderful about my birthday before dessert
time pales in comparison when I slide that first forkful of cake into my mouth.
Red velvet cake is the sweetest, most mouth-watering delight.
If the starving people of France had only known about
yellow cake with dark chocolate frosting, Dairy Queen’s s’mores cake, or red
velvet cake, there wouldn’t have been any riots. Marie Antoinette would have
been praised for her good taste. She would have gone down in history as the
sweetest queen France has ever known. The deliciousness of cake can only do
good. So I say: Prevent such atrocities from reoccurring! Don’t be afraid to
try a tasty tiramisu! Bite into that beautiful bundt! Sample that scrumptious
swiss roll! Let them eat cake!